We were talking about rent prices, and he mentioned he recently moved within the city. I casually, and with a very deadpan expression, replied, "Oh, did you move to Alcatraz?" The poor dear looked so puzzled and had no idea how to react until I did an awkward Teal shrug and said, "dude...I was kidding." Gems.
|See? I knew he'd get it in the end.|
|Staircase seen in Harry Potter, holla.|